Iubirea la femei.

O picature de transpiratie. Curge, cade.
Suna urat, stiu, chiar neacademic. Ahem. Mi-am incordat muschii intelectuali incercand sa pun in cuvinte ceea ce poate fi rezumat la o picature de transpiratie. Povestea merge asa. (MENTIONEZ CA TOT CEEA CE ESTE SCRIS MAI JOS, ESTE UN PAMFLET. NU CRED CA CEEA CE AM SCRIS ESTE ADEVARAT, NICI MACAR PT 50% DIN FEMEI. DAR PENTRU UNELE ESTE, SI LA ELE MA REFER. STIU CA TU, FEMEIE CARE CITESTI ASTA, NU ESTI ASA. CAPISCI?)

Femeile ne inconjoara si aparent ne si iubesc in tot decursul vietii noastre. Nu am de gand sa fiu misogin, asa ca rog domnisoarele sa amane pentru cateva minute a imi trimite commenturi/mesaje de viata lunga.
Ceea ce mi se pare cel mai frumos la femei este faptul ca ele, spre deosebire de noi, se iubesc pe ele diferit fata de cum ne iubesc pe noi. Cunosc faptul ca nu am capacitatea necesara de a ma exprima bine, de a ma face inteles. In fond si la urma urmei, ambitia mea ar fi aceea de a deveni inginer. Iar asta spune multe. Insa, ma pricep foarte bine la organizare. Asa ca, hai sa organizam.

• Cum ne iubesc femeile pe noi?

Plang cand ne nastem (mamele), plang cand ne ducem (sotiile); apropo, stie cineva bancul ala cum ca de ce traiesc barbatii, in medie, mai putin ca femeile? Ne dau de mancare, ne spala si ne schimba scutecele, ne pun sandwich-ul la pachet; ne asteapta acasa cu mancarea calda, ne ajuta cand avem nevoie de un sfat (na, acum vorbim in teorie). E o vorba din popor care pt generatiile actuale de emokizi o suna mai manelistic asa, dar cretinilor nu ai ce le face: "femeia te ridica, femeia te coboara, femeia iti da viata, femeia te omoara."

• Cum iubesc femeile alte femei?

Femeile nu se iubesc intre ele. Decat daca intre 2 femei exista o legatura familiala apropiata, exista o sansa slaba ca 2 femei sa se iubeasca intre ele. altfel nu. Recomand oricui vrea sa vada cel mai scurt drum catre a deveni un inselator, mincinos si barfitor sa se uite la o caseta video cu evolutia prieteniei dintre 2 femei.

• Cum se iubesc femeile pe ele insasi?

Aici vroiam sa ajung. La varsta de 4 ani, vor papusi si haine pt papusile lor, Se tarasc pe jos, baga papusa in supa lui mami, dupa aia si mana in apa clocotita dupa ea. Se pupa papusa. Pe la vreo 7 ani, femeia mica ajunge cu capul cam pe la chiuveta. Este prima data cand observa cosmeticele lui mami. Prima experienta cu rujul. Dupa ce se plictiseste, manjeste toate oglinzile si tapetul cu ruj. Si putin pe jos. Dupa aia iar pe buze.
Pe la 10 ani, renunta la tamagochi si papusi. Roz. Mult roz. Este epoca in care se despart drumurile femeilor in doua. Cele care vor fi grase libidinoase, si restul. Descopera ciocolata.
In urmatoarea perioada, 1-2 ani, femeia cu sanii crescanzi trece prin prima menstruatie. Absorbantul care e gandit pt o femeie adulta, ii acopera tot chilotul din fata pana in spate, iese si pe dinafara. Femeia plange. Si mananca ciocolata.
In aceeasi perioada, femeia descopera ca a venit momentul sa se iubeasca. In scurt timp, incepe epilatul pe picioare. Experimenteaza toate tehnicile rapid si discuta intre ele. Pardon, se sapa. Incepe perioada fardurilor. Blugii trebuie neaparat sa fie cu talie joasa si tricoul cat mai scurt. Descopera baietii. Ele incep sa-si bata joc de pielea lor. Isi umplu fata cu doua tone de materiale chimice si, pline de cosuri, plang dimineata in fata oglinzii. Se epileaza iar. Isi cumpara sutien cu 3 numere mai mici. Sanii plang striviti sub plasticul sutienului. Prima "dragoste". Sunt parasite dupa 3 zile. Plang 3 luni. Sunt neintelese.
15 ani. Femeile adolescente incep sa invete cum sa se machieze. Absorbantul incape bine acum. Baietii sunt prioritatea in acest moment. Sanii sunt la fel de mari ca la 12 ani. Sub presiunea sutienului, n-au avut unde sa mai creasca. Epilarea inghinala e obligatorie acum. Se rupe alta ramura din arborele femeilor. Curvele.
Isi rup din pielea din jurul unghiilor, platesc multi bani sa isi faca pedichiura, si isi cumpara haine in prostie crezand ca altcineva in afara de alte femei invidioase si ele insasi vor remarca. A fi invidiata ii da unei femei adolescente putere in aceasta perioada.
16 ani. O unghie rupta e o tragedie. Se duce la liceul cu o geanta cu o capacitate de 20 de litri agatata de umar . In ea se gasesc, caiete cu pisicutze dragalase, caiete cu pui de catzei, caiete cu floricele. 40 ron caietul. Oja rosie cu 3 scuipaturi de sclipici argintiu cu miros de miere imbalsamata in scortisoare, perie, pieptan, 3 chestii de legat parul, agrafe, clesti, tampoane pt alte femei in nevoie, prezervative expirate de 3 ani, fond de ten cu 3 culori si cutiutza care canta cand e deschisa, creion, rimel, 5 culori de pixuri cu sclpici, 4 pixuri cu pasta si 2 cu gel, 6 markere, 3 creioane (0.5, 0.7, 0.9), 4 cutii de mina 1.0 (femeile au mereu la ele orice, mai putin ce le trebuie; indiferent de varsta;), 3 radiere (una cu o pisica, una cu un pui de catzel si una cu floricele -- se asorteaza cu caietele) Incetul cu incetul, renunta la bravo girl. Cauta 3 ore un inel. Nu se pot dezlipi de melli mello. Fac exercitii in timp ce stau la calculator care cica reduc celulita.
17 ani.femeile incep sa creada ca au strans suficienta experienta pt a stii ce e bine si ce e rau in viata. Jumatate din femeile adolescente au reusit ca pana la aceasta varsta sa isi strice parul de la toate prostiile pe care le-au folosit.
18 ani. Se imbraca pe tocuri de 2 metri pe care habar n-au sa stea. Le poarta la liceu. La 8 dimineata.
As putea merge la infinit... Dar momentan ma voi opri aici. Nu de alta, dar mi-a cazut prima picatura de transpiratie de la cat am scris.

Okay...

asta a fost socant...



Eu ma uit destul de mult pe cnet, dar vazand-o pe "gagica" asta, am ramas putin socat. Nu am nimic cu gay-ii, lesbienele, etc. Nici macar cu transsexualii. Dar sa vad un transexual intr-o pozitie de acest gen, recunosc ca nu mi-as fi imaginat. Nici nu stiu ce parere sa am despre asta... Vreo sugestie?

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3:11AM. acum 6 ore m-am apucat de cubul rubic. acum l-am rezolvat. 6 ore de chin. 6 ore. am rezolvat cubul rubic.
fericire. somn. poza si mai multe detalii maine.

Ma simt limitat.

In 2001, am facut saltul de la 14'' la 19''. Vorbim despre diagonala monitorului. Stiu ca in acel moment eram la pubertate si ca in acea perioada se produc... cresteri, dar 19'' parca e prea mult :)
Era un Samsung 959NF cu tub, evident. Avea 25 de kilograme si si-a facut treaba fara probleme timp de 5 ani. Mai functioneaza si acum, dar l-am dat acum ceva vreme fiindca ocupa loc degeaba in casa. In 2006, mi-am cumparat un Samsung 931BF. Sa fiu sincer, in acel moment vroiam un monitor de 20'' wide, dar era cu vreo 4 milioane mai scump (desi nu asta era problema), mai slab performant, si trebuia sa astept si 2 saptamani sa fie livrat.
A fost totusi un progres, monitorul asta avand o suprafata efectiva de vizualizare de 19'', spre deosebire de cei 18 ai monitorului precedent. Are o calitate a imaginii extraordinare. Insa, dupa 8 ani in care merg pe aceeasi suprafata de ecran, am inceput sa ma simt profund limitat.
Eu personal, ma uit la foarte multe filme si seriale. In curand, imi voi pune televiziune digitala. Am nevoie de un monitor lat. Asa ca m'am gandit sa merg la 24'', tot samsung, evident.
Bun, acum sa ajung la punct. Se apropie ziua mea. In 2 luni. Cine imi face cadou un monitor nou? Imi trebuie libertate!!

ZuneHD Sounds Too Good Too Be True - Tom's Guide

Quoted from http://www.tomsguide.com/us/ZuneHD-rumors-Microsoft-Windows-Mobile,news-3790.html:

 

ZuneHD rumors have been doing the rounds over the last few weeks and now, we’re of the opinion that there’s just too many spy shots for it to be a rumor. Now all we're worried about is the feeling that this device is too good to be true.

The latest in ZuneHD talk is that this device could be the missing piece of the puzzle for Windows Mobile users. According to WMPoweruser the new Zune will have a capacitive, multi-touch OLED screen with a 16:9 aspect ratio and TV out, from what looks to be a HDMI port on the side. The site goes on to say that the radio will now be HD and the device will support HD media playback, which will be available from the updated Zune Marketplace. Interestingly, it also says the ZuneHD will support 3D Xbox games.

Set to launch at some stage in the Fall, we’re looking at both 16GB and 32GB versions with availability in the US, Canada, the UK, France. Alright, as someone who doesn’t know one end of a Zune from the other (and has no desire to) I really want one of these. They had me at HMDI. That aside the 3D Xbox games piece intrigues me. I say forget the ZuneHD and turn this thing into a phone. It’s a fine looking piece of kit and with what we know so far, it’s got it all. Bring it on.

After a week of using Mac OS X Leopard.

I'm not going to get into details, such as where did I get a mac (or IF i got a mac, for that matter). The point is, last monday I decided I wanted to try Apple's flashy operating system more extensively.

• Getting started

Apple has a nice flashy intro-movie which they play the first time you boot up the machine. I found it quite cool, though useless. Booting up is nice and fast. The operating system loads pretty fast and the start-up programs don't lag behind either. One of the first issues I had was with the keyboard. Now, I come from a Windows machine, I've used Windows more than 90% of my life (the other 10% being experiences with various operating systems). It was hard trying to get used to with using different keys for copy-ing or pasting. Luckily, Apple found a nice way to handle this through which you can configure your keyboard shortcuts to a limited extent, but still good enough for a potential switcher.

• Starting to do things

I quickly got into the dock settings to adjust it to my liking. One of the first things I did after that was to start up safari and see how it went compared to the Windows version. They are worlds apart, in my opinion. But that is for another day. iTunes still seemed a bit laggy, although considerably less on OSX compared to XP/Vista/7.

I believe everybody who has gotten as far as here while reading my blog post knows the eye-candiness of Mac OS X, so I'm not going to get into details regarding this subject. All I'm going to say is that I thought the shadows of the Windows were overdone. Additionaly, the fact that the windows didn't have any noticeable borders(the shadows are supposed to do that, as well as to the contrast between the top and bottom windows) was sometimes annoying.

I was very happy with the apps available, which include Yahoo Messenger for the Mac (although it is still a stripped down version compared to 9.0 on Windows, lacking key features such as photo sharing), Skype, Opera, uTorrent, etc. In most cases the UI was a whole lot better than their respective Windows equivalents. Although I'm not a programmer, it sure seemed to me that Apple's APIs were just insanely great.

• Doing things

I'm a window maniac. Although I keep most of my files extremely organised (i.e. pictures are grouped by years and events, places; music by genre and subgenre, artist and album, etc.), my windows management is always a mess. I just don't give attention to this, as my focus is always on the main window.Now minimizing stuff to the dock is a way to go in order to get cleanier look, but I just never got really used to it. I preffered using expose most of the time. , except for IM windows. Oh, speaking of IM windows. They are all tabbed. And I mean it, skype, yahoo. they have tabbed windows similar to what u find in pidgin. Now that helps A LOT!

Watching films with quicktime is a lousy experiences. I installed VLC instantly(which again I found better than the Windows counterpart). iTunes is okay, I've used it for long periods of time on Windows, so I can't complain there.

I loathe finder. It doensn't have an address bar which I find really annoying. The back/forward system is ancient-like to say the least. The way it organizes files/folders by default SUCKS. Coverflowing through documents is a joke. However, the moment I really started hating Mac OS was when I was looking for cd burning software. I know that the OS has a pretty decent sollution for this, but i needed to burn a nrg. Now, I found Roxio. Wait, 60$? Are you crazy? With no 30 day free trial? I can buy a new dvd/rw for 25$ and it comes bundled with nero. Having given up on getting an app, I decided to burn the image as-is on the dvd and doing the rest of the stuff on the pc with nero. Well, no. Mac OS X didn't let me burn it, for god know what reason (I really can't remember it now, i think it said it didn't recognize the format, or something; I was too pissed to care). Add that to the fact that I can't play most of the pc games I enjoy and that's that.

Compared to Windows, I found the mac environment being radically different in almost every aspect. Personally, I find Vista's UI to be more advanced and better overall. Through Aqua, apple is trying so hard to be different while retaining familiarity, that I sometimes feel as if it were TOO streched. I would have many other things to say, but I've got to go now, so for other "things" you'd like to get out of me, just leave a comment and I'll answer.

As a conclusion, I'd just like to add that the computer world has had a lot to bennefit from both apple and microsoft, no matter what die hard fans will say. Both have copied from one another in the past, and that is that. This isn't an apple vs microsoft post.

I'm back!

This will be my first blog post in english (and monolingual for that fact) in a long, long time.
I don't like posting in march, so that's the main reason I've been away for so long. No sweat, since I've got a lot of great things on my mind which will be around here in the coming hours/days.